What about our dreams?
Viva la Diva is our opening sentence, for a variety of reasons. We will not explain why.
Firstly, we would like to introduce you to ourselves, because as future Eurovision candidates, we think it's important that you know a little bit about each and every one of us, the founders of your lucid dreams. We will start with the youngest and most youthful, and work our way through the the elder and more decrepid. Thank you.
TOM: Tom has a deviated septum, and mousy brown hair, complemented with bright blue come-to-bed eyes. He has a very strong forearm due to rapid wrist action in his day job managing the pub staff and propping the bar up. He likes tending to and flirting with the general public...especially the elderly ladies... and his recent Masters degree has heightened these abilities. Phuck it, he said. Tom is the Eurovision expert and prime enthusiast. His love for the music has rubbed off on the girls and their decrepid terrier, Lenny. Phew. I nearly lost it, she said. Just to finish his bit off, all in all, don't be fooled by the rocks that he's got, he's still Tommy from the block.
Christine: She's the middle child, the unloved one, but apart from that she's perfectly stable. She feels the energy between you and me, it's alright. She's (schoolgirl error) just waiting for this la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Christine has just finished her postgraduate degree in Sustainable Business (the three pillars of sustainability), and has secured herself a job doing what she loves most...saving the planet. Sort of. She was elated to learn that she would not have to dilly dally her life away in a silly dead end job, just keeping herself alive with dreams of becoming a successful environmentalist and lottery winner. She has known Tom since high school, where they first met under the strepsil tree in the cucumber greenhouse.
Toni: She's the most recent addition to the portfolio, but just because she's last, does not mean she's least. She's the Beverly Knight of the group with a strong passion for get up, get up and hold your ground, you don't care what goes around. Sometimes she stands her ground, but occasionally, she's easily pushed, although Tom argues that at times we are all easily pushed. Sellers (2012) concluded that Tom's opinion was most probably accurate. Toni floats beween dilly-dallying in debt management and studying HRM at MMU (that's a mouthful!) as an undergraduate . Toni dreams one day to be comfortable and have a nice car and boobies.
Lenny: Although he's actually not a band member, it's important that he has a mention as he is a main part of the inspiration behind the group. Lenny is the Yorkshire Terrier of the group. With a love for meat and a dislike of anyone in uniform, he makes for a strong candidate for president one day.
Ding dong.
Say no more.
Firstly, we would like to introduce you to ourselves, because as future Eurovision candidates, we think it's important that you know a little bit about each and every one of us, the founders of your lucid dreams. We will start with the youngest and most youthful, and work our way through the the elder and more decrepid. Thank you.
TOM: Tom has a deviated septum, and mousy brown hair, complemented with bright blue come-to-bed eyes. He has a very strong forearm due to rapid wrist action in his day job managing the pub staff and propping the bar up. He likes tending to and flirting with the general public...especially the elderly ladies... and his recent Masters degree has heightened these abilities. Phuck it, he said. Tom is the Eurovision expert and prime enthusiast. His love for the music has rubbed off on the girls and their decrepid terrier, Lenny. Phew. I nearly lost it, she said. Just to finish his bit off, all in all, don't be fooled by the rocks that he's got, he's still Tommy from the block.
Christine: She's the middle child, the unloved one, but apart from that she's perfectly stable. She feels the energy between you and me, it's alright. She's (schoolgirl error) just waiting for this la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Christine has just finished her postgraduate degree in Sustainable Business (the three pillars of sustainability), and has secured herself a job doing what she loves most...saving the planet. Sort of. She was elated to learn that she would not have to dilly dally her life away in a silly dead end job, just keeping herself alive with dreams of becoming a successful environmentalist and lottery winner. She has known Tom since high school, where they first met under the strepsil tree in the cucumber greenhouse.
Toni: She's the most recent addition to the portfolio, but just because she's last, does not mean she's least. She's the Beverly Knight of the group with a strong passion for get up, get up and hold your ground, you don't care what goes around. Sometimes she stands her ground, but occasionally, she's easily pushed, although Tom argues that at times we are all easily pushed. Sellers (2012) concluded that Tom's opinion was most probably accurate. Toni floats beween dilly-dallying in debt management and studying HRM at MMU (that's a mouthful!) as an undergraduate . Toni dreams one day to be comfortable and have a nice car and boobies.
Lenny: Although he's actually not a band member, it's important that he has a mention as he is a main part of the inspiration behind the group. Lenny is the Yorkshire Terrier of the group. With a love for meat and a dislike of anyone in uniform, he makes for a strong candidate for president one day.
Ding dong.
Say no more.