International Love
Below you will find some of our greatest inspirations in life. From the meek and mild, to the greatest of the great, our inspirations come from all walks of life...even the sealife. Yeah he said. Yeahhhhhh she said. Ahhh-haaaa, they said.
Read all about it, read all about it! Red hot, red hot! Get your hot roasted chestnuts here... but what would Stella For Star say? Tom's supposed to be the grammatical one,and Christine and Toni make the errors, but in all honesty, nobody really knows what's going on, particularly when Christine can't even spell it. Hash tag #vino.
Dana International
Dana oozes spiritualism and has touched our hearts with her brave history and colourful feathers. Each morning when Tom wakes up, he reaches for his laminator to coat his many pictures of Dana in plasticy love. Dana's music pulses through our bodies and sends a rhythem to the brain. She is Toni's prime muse in her mission to become a diva. Viva la Diva! Christine likes bananas, bananas, bananas.... potatoes, potatoes, potatoes...c-c-c-coooola, ola, ola. They are all in agreement about one thing however, when they close their eyes, they hear the bells of her song. DING DONG SAY NO MORE.
Boris Johnson
Boris, although the mayor of London, is a dirty man. A dirty, dirty man. But we love him. Boris has been the backbone of our get up and go, as well as the centrepiece of Christine and Toni's foray into the world of erotic literature. Tom, the prime recipient of this literature, has learnt to enjoy Boris in a whole new way. But why do we cite him as our inspiration for Eurovision? Because of his moppy hair and can-do attitude. He has shown the trio that anything is possible when you are the mayor of London. Therefore you may see one of the trio running for mayor at some point... Mucha kiss kiss bang.
Dolly Parton
Stumble out of bed and we walk into the barn dance. Dolly inflates us in every way imaginable with her voluptuous body, essential curves, budding lips, bubbly personality and sheer talent for producing music that Toni can line dance to. Toni, by the way, is an international line dance champion, having won no less than one prestigious award for her spectacular, toe-tapping performance of Applejack. She tried to pass on her skills to the remaining band members in Lanzarote, and whilst Tom showed some potential, Christine "felt like she'd been raped by dance" (Sellers, 2010). Anyway, back to Dolly... Dolly's nose is wooden and with each lie she tells it grows an inch, which is why we know she is a truthful soul as her nose is not long and wooden. Her truthfulness, alongside her music, makes her the perfect muse when the band are writing their songs and we think she'd really like Lenny. She would call him Applejack.
Xena, warrior princess
First she came into our lives. Then she left. But now she's back again and stronger than yesterday! However, try to phone her, it'll go straight to voicemail, you leave a message and she doesn't return your call! Who cares what her name is, she's a hero! A chockrum throwing, sword yielding, whip lashing girl and that's what we love. Hence why we hired out Walford's premier, number one venue. I left the sponge on the side near the vicar's tea though. Xena knows. She's watching and she knows. Don't be fooled, we're not in Chin now my son. She manned up, you can too.
Kylie Platt
I really wanted wine, but this'll just have to do. Kylie, wife of David, mother of Max, sister of Becky and daughter of Boris. Who's have thought it? A multitude of personalities is what we love about Kylie. One minute you see her, the next you don't. There's a plane coming in to land and I'm too hot. Or so she thought. Kylie's musical abilities are yet to be recognised, but you're most likely to find her at The Rovers Return sloshing down gin faster than Tom can salt the damn stuff. Gross, she thought, but then, she's never met Tony Blair. Xena and Kylie clash, but when they're together that's when the magic happens. The drama, the tension, the onion rings, but most importantly, the music. Come on Kylie, show us what you've got!