"When shall we three meet again, in thunder, lightning or in rain?"
"When the chips and wine are done, when the DVDs are won!"
"That shall be somewhere in the sun."
"Where the place?"
"Upon Majorca!"
"There to meet Tochto."
"I come Manchester Airport!"
"Terminal 2 calls!"
"Anon."

- extract from Shakespeare, W. 'Macbeth', Act I Scene I

" I think I do need some more gin actually" Tom mumbled as he staggered in to the kitchen.
"Toni do you want some more vodka?!" He asked. Toni nodded and squatted on to the floor.
"Cancel, cancel canel! I like that pink rio suits you" she slurred nodding at Christine. The gin was flowing and Lenny was snorting for all he was worth. 

Meanwhile, you don't want to know what Beverly was up to. You don't want to know what shes up to. Its not fit for internet consumption. because she;s got all of her clichés mixed up. Beverly flicked the cactus to Heaton Moor as she cast her mind back to the story.

The chackram shot through the air and sped towards Bonnie at a speed that even Tom couldn't fathom. Bonnie was wondering what would happen with the Nanning job, Tochto was in a heated debate and all three iof our trio had forgotten about the chackaram flying towards Bonnie, Xena was not a dribbler but a biter, and ti was thanks to this quality that she realised the killing Bonnie was probably not the way to sexual liberation. The answer was more lively to be rice and peas. and it was with that that she hurtled towards the chakram and caught it in her first just before it lobbed Bonnies head off.

"Coulda been worse" Bonnie giggled. "Coulda been heading towards Beverly;s Clunge"

"It's Bevery Knight to you" Beverly snapped at Bonnie and a confused Xena .

"Oh by the Gods" Xena whispered " Shes the daughter of Zeus and a Dyson!"

Everyone was shocked. So shocked that Beyoncé jammed herself and Tom did not throw his cigarette butt into the alleyway. He lunged at Beverly, at about the same time that Toni checked out her free dating profile. Christine had cancelled hers because she realised the her man was down in Mexico, slash was probably married. Toni frowned and  looked at Christine. Toms phone was screaming at the girls and Toni was perplexed. Tom was fagging himself out, Toni was stood at the sink and Christine as bumpin' and grindin'.

"Oh, how depressing" Christine sighed looking at Xena. Xena shrugged and proceeded to pick Lenny up and chucked him out the back door.

"Oi Lenny, your breath smells like fish!" Xena exclaimed.

"I cant help it, I'm a dog! Lenny Replied. he wore a red bandanna and played a cool piano, in a honkey tonk down in Mexico, where Christine's date was waiting. 

Tom was panting heavily as the music faded out.