So, it all kicked off when Tom announced that his new name would be Byron.com. Chrisitne felt vulgarated and Toni Chesnut dry heaved into the kitchen sink. Byron.com was offenced and in return made a posh pasta bake. Bo ya.

The name changes were going on all round.  Lenny was renamed Rennie (as in the indigestiion tablet) by the Chestnut.com and Christine puffered puffered pufered at the thought.  In fact, she was so puffered that she decided to change her name to puffered.com and Toni become Toni Ray Jepsem=n.

I want a go! I just spilt wine down myself in sheer excitement.com. Oh my, oh my! OH MY! We, Tochto, are all so excited, for Toni is going to soon be celebrating her 26th birthday.com.com.com.comic.com. I snoted with delight, and she shat herself. Byron.com bought a flat on Lanky 'ill. It came with a free cornor shop. Oh my, oh my, oh my, My fingers feel free and slippery.com.

And haven't her slippery fingers just lubed up the keyboard! In fact, puffered.com has been lubricating herself all night with various breast moisture and baby oil. She decided she wanted to gay it up with her favourite puffered.com T-shirt and loosened her drawstrings... off we go! Ahoy ahoy! Where has my horse gone? This is the REMIX.

Mucho love-o,

TOCHTO (i.e. Toni Ray Jepsen, puffered.com and Byron.com)

Have you ever heard of a pussy pump? It sounds like that!

"Pull your finger out!" screamed Toni.

Christine farted in moist anticipation... She really wanted a Fanta.

Tom's fingers danced about the keyboard like a spider doing the polkadot dandy spider twist.

Lenny snorted in delighty, cocking his leg and shitting on the carpet.

This is what we have returned to... the post-holiday blues and the naked men strutting across Tom's living room, like Sunita on helium, sweating her bollocks off.

And herein lies the problem.  Sunita and Dev are no more.  Ian has returned.  Hazell Dean, August 1984, Number 1.  Inspired by GAY DISCO!

We will persevere though... Tochto are in for the duration.  We are in the process of writing our first album and the first track is to be called "The riverdance of the stream of dreams".  Bo ya!

Many thanks to Ms. Malka R. M. Rowley of Chorlton Green for her continual inspiration on the matter.

And so they go on, back to the future, one more time, baby, thinking, always... "You're a vision".  Dot com.