There is a reason for this equestrian entry. That reson being in that Bonnie got back. Sipping her juiceand gin, she kicked back in to the bull bar of Toni's white rusting Land Rover. "Umphh" Toni moaned, " This is my prized posession you silly cow!" Bonnie looked Toni in the eye and said "Say what you want about the Spice Girls, but they did have some good songs".Toni couldn't argue with that. Toni had been busy preparingwith Tochto. Whoopsies, I mean Tochto Le, for Eurovision 2014. "My orificies are expelling Dani Internationals postal stamps" Toni said to Bonnie. Well, Bonnie was perplexed. "Toni, I'm representing The UK this year in Eurovision!". Toni grabbed Bonnie, threw her onto the roof rack and sped back to Stockport to tell Tom and Christine the news.
Obviously, Tom already knew and felt insulted that Toni had thought he may not. Christine did not know but after Toni and Tom had sang a few renditions of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart', Christine was well informed. "Hes being a little horror", Tom said pointing at Lenny. "My filling fell out" Lenny moaned, and that was that.
A little known fact is that Bonnie Tyler is also a qualified dentist. After sorting Lenny's filling out, polishing Tom's coffee stains, extracting Christine's wisdom teeth and making a mould of Toni's jaw, she lit a cigar and lay out in front of the fire. Now was the time to reveal her secret to Tochto.
"This isn't the first time I've heard of you guys," she purred, in her bonny Welsh accent. "In fact, my Eurovision entry, 'Believe in me',is written about you guys... about getting the country to believe in you next year... I'm merely filling the gap in between Engelbert's egotistical environmental endoscopic elementary eventual entry and Tochto's 2014 victory."
Toni smiled. "Bonnie Tyler, 12 points," she said.
Obviously, Tom already knew and felt insulted that Toni had thought he may not. Christine did not know but after Toni and Tom had sang a few renditions of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart', Christine was well informed. "Hes being a little horror", Tom said pointing at Lenny. "My filling fell out" Lenny moaned, and that was that.
A little known fact is that Bonnie Tyler is also a qualified dentist. After sorting Lenny's filling out, polishing Tom's coffee stains, extracting Christine's wisdom teeth and making a mould of Toni's jaw, she lit a cigar and lay out in front of the fire. Now was the time to reveal her secret to Tochto.
"This isn't the first time I've heard of you guys," she purred, in her bonny Welsh accent. "In fact, my Eurovision entry, 'Believe in me',is written about you guys... about getting the country to believe in you next year... I'm merely filling the gap in between Engelbert's egotistical environmental endoscopic elementary eventual entry and Tochto's 2014 victory."
Toni smiled. "Bonnie Tyler, 12 points," she said.
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