"We used to know her as Lesbo Leslie" Tom said Toni.
Tom giggled and Toni lay across the sofa thinking about how funny it would be to be a seven year old lesbian. It was a part of life and little Leslie knew nothing different. Sometimes the old religious people were a little stand offish, but most people didn't care. Leslie was just glad that those old homophobes were dying out. Harsh, but true. Tom was the only one who would vocalise it.
Meanwhile Paul O'Grady was back in Liverpool on a break from filming with the dogs of Battersea. Paul, like Tom and Toni was thinking about gayisms and during his classless thoughts, he cast his mind back to Eurovision 2012. Now our Paul may not be a known ESC centre piece, but he had his loyalty. Every year Paul would sit with the dogs and the upper class bankers to watch the great competition and revel in its former glory. Paul was never one to label people, but gay as he was, he thought that Loreen was HOT.
"Do you reckon they have fiveways?" asked Paul, referring to Loreen, Rona Nishliu and the three Azeribanese, I mean Azerbajer, I mean Ajerzibani presenters.
"Of course," said Christine, "Obama says it's OK and One Direction do it so there's no problem. Also, you're a homosexual, girl!"
Paul thought about it. He was, of course, a homosexual, and Kristina the Finn from 2013 was his idol. He particularly enjoyed the line "I'm your slave and you're my master" from her song 'Marry Me'. It was a popular song. Popular, popular, popular.
Forget the Russians, gay marriage is just fine and dandy.
It's very political this post. Yeah I do it for you..
Toni never had anything to add, but her skills lay elsewhere.
Lenny turned his back to the group. As adorable as he was, he was a grumpy old man and preferred noting more than to bury his nose intot he purple rug that Christine and Toni had bought from Homebase many moons ago.
Tom had a wee, whilst thinking about Isreal and candles at the same time as chewing something that Christine just couldn't put her finger on. just as well really as Toms teeth were sharp.
Toni giggled, finally as she felt euph
Tom giggled and Toni lay across the sofa thinking about how funny it would be to be a seven year old lesbian. It was a part of life and little Leslie knew nothing different. Sometimes the old religious people were a little stand offish, but most people didn't care. Leslie was just glad that those old homophobes were dying out. Harsh, but true. Tom was the only one who would vocalise it.
Meanwhile Paul O'Grady was back in Liverpool on a break from filming with the dogs of Battersea. Paul, like Tom and Toni was thinking about gayisms and during his classless thoughts, he cast his mind back to Eurovision 2012. Now our Paul may not be a known ESC centre piece, but he had his loyalty. Every year Paul would sit with the dogs and the upper class bankers to watch the great competition and revel in its former glory. Paul was never one to label people, but gay as he was, he thought that Loreen was HOT.
"Do you reckon they have fiveways?" asked Paul, referring to Loreen, Rona Nishliu and the three Azeribanese, I mean Azerbajer, I mean Ajerzibani presenters.
"Of course," said Christine, "Obama says it's OK and One Direction do it so there's no problem. Also, you're a homosexual, girl!"
Paul thought about it. He was, of course, a homosexual, and Kristina the Finn from 2013 was his idol. He particularly enjoyed the line "I'm your slave and you're my master" from her song 'Marry Me'. It was a popular song. Popular, popular, popular.
Forget the Russians, gay marriage is just fine and dandy.
It's very political this post. Yeah I do it for you..
Toni never had anything to add, but her skills lay elsewhere.
Lenny turned his back to the group. As adorable as he was, he was a grumpy old man and preferred noting more than to bury his nose intot he purple rug that Christine and Toni had bought from Homebase many moons ago.
Tom had a wee, whilst thinking about Isreal and candles at the same time as chewing something that Christine just couldn't put her finger on. just as well really as Toms teeth were sharp.
Toni giggled, finally as she felt euph
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